Skinny Jeans

So... What's the skinny on skinny jeans?? Did designers realize not everyone in anorexic? Maybe I'm the only that's not... In fact it's not even about being fat because I'm not, but I have a butt... and I like my butt, on most days, but today, I tried those skinny jeans on... and let me tell you, I got them on alright, but I was literally rolling on the floor of the change room - which anybody knows is really not all that big - trying to peel them off. I guess that's what I get for trying to follow a stupid fad.
Note: No offense to all those who look great in them! :)

Libra (Sept. 23 — Oct. 23)

You are getting the same obvious view of a crucial picture each time you look at it. There is something behind all this. That something is what you sorely need to see more clearly. Put your eyes and mind on alert full alert today.

730

I went for a drive to clear the congestion in my head.
I got on the highway and for about 6 exits all that was in front of me was congestion. Almost 1/2 hour stuck in traffic at 11:00pm.

If you can't laugh at the ironies in my life, I don't know what else there is to do.

I drove to Ajax and decided gas was $102.9 last I checked and I did not want to pay so much to gas up. I turned around and my street is also CONGESTED... everybody's cars were parked on the road because their drive ways were being paved.

Seriously.

Facetious Life

You know clowns are supposed to make people laugh - their life (or at least work life) is nothing much but a big laughable joke.

Today I found out, mine [non-work] life it nothing but a facetious remark in the grand scale of time. Ironically my work life is what's giving me purpose. Nothing else.

God expressed his sense of humor in assembling a creature that is a little bit mammal (the platypus, a native to Australia, produces milk and is furry), a little bit reptile (it lays eggs and has venom, released from spurs in the hind legs) and a little bit bird (eggs again, plus it has a bill like a duck as well as webbed feet). He needed a human version and he made me.

103.5 and Empty

8:22am Gas tank empty
8:27am Sunoco @ 95.6
8:33am Started car after "filling" $10 at $103.5. Gas light still on.
8:34am Re-started car, gas light... still on.

9.56 litres of gas got me from VERY empty to empty.
At least my car is supposed to go at least 100 km on 10 litres of gas. SUPPOSED to.

Today felt like one of those United Way commercials. Gas to get to work, or eat. No choice but to to go work...

... in this economy...

Another Day

There's only us
There's only this
Forget regret
Or life is yours to miss
There's only yes
Only tonight
We must let go
To know what's right

What does it mean when you're too tired to argue for what should be yours?
When your life becomes a favour to the rest of the world, what do you do?
If you sow and there's no crop, does that make you a failure?
How do you justify begging for something that shouldn't need to be begged for?
Where is the top of the world when all you know is the bottom?
Do you believe in serendipity if it doesn't believe in you?





Trailer Park @ the Ball Park

I was at the ball game today. It was terribly boring - the ball game part. But I was privileged (some would use other words) to be sitting in front of about 5-6 friends who sounded like they were straight out of the Trailer Park boys... with one of them even named Ricky! HA!
The topics of conversation were so philosophical... the biography of each player, some guy who should focus on getting his education, buying a sunfire (not sure why anybody would), telling newfie jokes - although the guy telling it sounded like he was a newfie himself. Does that mean he's just merely telling a joke?
Anyway - just my luck to be stuck in front of a bunch of weirdos for 3 hours listening to the most absurd topics of conversation... do people realize they sound stupid?
OH and obviously - only me... I got kneed in the back of the head by "Ricky" - figures.